Sunday 11 July 2010

This is Blogger, not MySpace.

I don't care if you're in a relationship with a goat, let alone another one of those chromosome-challenged numbnuts from the comprehensive down the road.
I don't care if you're trying to bless my with an imaginary fairy. In fact, it kind of pisses me off.
And I really don't care if you're adopting a lonely cow or making ratatouille.
BLOG ABOUT SOMETHING THAT INTERESTS PEOPLE, DAMNIT! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

Tuesday 6 July 2010

I just realized all my posts were nothing but Formspring!

The shock of it!
These people at Formspring.me are trying to drag me away from my Blogger account so they can take it over and plague it with ugly, short posts about boys I haven't kissed and movies I haven't seen... Gah!
So, I'm back to my cynical self, to praise the things I like (Covent Garden, Twitter, Starbucks, Johnny Depp, Art Nouveau and Banksy), and crush everything else. Mwahaha!
>:3