There's a guy.
Yes, there is a guy.
I don't like him in that way. He's my best friend.
Though he likes me in that way.
I thought it would be good if I promoted myself in his life, to his "female advisor", as he is a total social reject.
He said he liked a girl, and he wanted to know what to say to her. I said, basically, what he wanted to say.
He said "thanks", walked out the door and then came back in five seconds later, and said the speech.
What should I have said?
Because I didn't say anything.
I was so... shocked.
The only thing I could think to say was "duck".
He seemed confused.
So I punched him in the face.
Quite hard.
:S
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